Welcome to my stupid website.


Spanks for dropping by. This is such a cracked-out website. It's just random stuff basically. Yeah, this is a really stupid page. Maybe I'll add some pictures or sound clips or something. meeehhhh.....

UPDATES:

(5/29/04) So it's about 4 in the morning. I was really tired before but for some reason I just cannot fall asleep. Anyway... I updated the links a bit, and finally figured out how to make the links pop up in a new window so you're not trapped in my frames. Also, I tried to add a mouse rollover to the pic in the menu, but it didn't work and I wound up messing up the java script that was already there, which was actually for a rollover but I didn't realize that until it was too late.

Lately I've been taking pictures, and I plan to make a little gallery about them. However it probably won't be up until next fall because my scanner is at home, and it will take forever and a day to upload the pictures from home. I think I will try and figure out how to make thumbnails, and also work out a slide show type thing.

Also, sorry about that stupid search sidebar thing that pops up, it seems that there's nothing I can do about it.

(4/3/04) Once again, it's been forever since I've updated. I mostly just went through and deleted a few obselete things. I updated the bio a bit, but don't look around for anything new for a while... as if people actually visit my site...

(1/16/04) Yay, happy new year's. I've made a few updates: the gift list and knitting. By the way, Viggo Mortenson (Mortensen?) is awesome.

Coming soon:
The Bastard Hall of Fame

(12/20/03) Ok so I'm 20 now. For my birthday I got some shirts, money, candy, and FFX-2! w00t! I haven't played it much but so far it's pretty cool. I also bought myself Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick for PS2. I love that game. It almost makes me wish I had to cut off my evil right hand and replace it with a chainsaw. I also expected to recieve and e-mail from a certain person, but apparently that's too much for an old friend/embittered ex-girlfried to ask.

On a happier note, spanks to Nancy for her aweseome poem!

monkeys monkeys everywhere, 
oh how they adore your bright red hair.
monkeys monkeys fling their poo,
and it's true you know, they love you.

Also, I've updated the giftlist. Not that any of you will acutally get me anything. Except for Leanna, because she's cool like that. Hmm.. I have to update the knitting page because I've made some things, but I'll wait until I have an awesome broadband connection again.

(11/20/03) Once again instead of studying I worked on my webpage. I've added two new sections, the Gift List and Stories. If you want to give me something for X-mas, look on the gift list. I know it's not very long, but I'll add more to it later. The stories were written by Kayla (floormate of Leanna) one drunken crochet and movie night. Enjoy.

(11/19/03) Instead of studying for finals, I've been working on this. Let's see, I updated my bio, added a terrible rant, and experimented with Java script. Notice the little star thing that appears next to the links? Spiffy eh? I also added a script that makes text rainbow colored. Oh yeah, I added a random page of pictures, which are very random. Also I've notice that there's a considerable about of Cole-bashing on this site. Yeah, and I'm not taking it down.... Well I might if he returns those cd's he borrowed... and apologizes... profusely (sp?)... Who am I kidding? Cole never looks at my website, because he doesn't care, about me...

Honestly, who looks at this site? If you do, e-mail me, or sign the guestbook, or im me or something. I would like to know. Otherwise, my efforts will be in vain. Not like it matters. Who cares? No one... go away...

(11/16/03) So it's been a while, and a lot has happened. Cole broke up with me, I would relate the tale, but it's a tad long and makes me cry. Let's just say he did it in a very bad and cowardly way. I think I'll add a new page about knitting. (a few minutes later) Ok, I've added the knitting page. Lol!! I just saw Nancy's entry in my guestbook thingy. I will be sure to add Biff to things I hate! Spanks man! Oh yeah, I added some neat links.

(8/31/03) Oooo wow, it's been a while huh? Well I haven't made any aditions, just tided a few things up. For those of you who don't know, Cole asked me out last friday (8/22/03). I'm a little excited about that. Problem is I don't get to see him until I go back to school. But that's not too far away now, I go back this Friday (9/5/03) and I think he's arriving the next day. Hmm... like the imaginary people who visit my site really need to know this...

(6/23/03) Lemme think, I did some stuff last night, and I did some today. I definatly have some memory problems, so I might not remember what all I did. I added "Paintbrushes ROCK!!", my results from a personality disorder test, took off the terrible rant, added some things to the menu, and tidied up here and there.

(6/17/03) I added the Bios section. I put the bios of Leanna, Cole and myself on it. (If you guys don't like anything on it, or want me to take it down just let me know.) I also put a little rant under Mindless Ramblings. It's absolutly terrible so you might want to skip it. I also spaced out the links in the navigation bar so it'll be a little easier to navigate.

(6/10/03) Alright, I did some stuff a while ago, but I forget what. Anyways, just now I got rid of the adds, categorized the links, and added a few things to "Mindless Ramblings". (7:48 pm) Just added more to the "Things I Hate/Like" section. I try to keep the hates and likes even, but I hate so many more things than I like. It looks like my main problem is with people. It's not the people I hate, it's what they do.

(6/6/03) Added some stuff to "Things I Hate/Like" yesterday. Added a link to Muffin Films, strange stuff...

(6/3/03) Alright, I know I said I wouldn't update this page for a while, but oh well! I found some really funny stuff and want to share it! Added two new links:

I was reading some past updates and need to correct a few things. First off, I took off the counter because it just wasn't working, also I made the colors of my website a little more uniform, and I changed the size, coloring, and spacing of the links in the menu bar thing to the left.

(6/1/03) Ok, sometime yesterday I added more to the "Things I Hate/Like" section, a story to the "Grapes are Evil" section, and I can't remember what else. Since finals are the week after next, I might not update this site for a while.

(5/31/03) Just so you know, I made the last update at about 3 in the morning. It's about 10:30 now, because I woke up at 8 for some reason and couldn't get back to sleep. ANYWAYS, I changed the colors of most of the pages to black and gray because it's a little easier on the eyes than what I had before. Just added "Things I Like" and "Things I Hate" to the Mindless Ramblings section. And it's about 11:30 now...

(5/31/03) Wow another update. I added a page on myself, my friend Leanna, and a link to my friend Cole's website. So this site is now a little less stupid than before.

(5/27/03) I hate this webpage. It's really stupid. Why are you here? Oooo wow, I changed the little blurb at the beginning, enjoy...

(5/16/03) Wow, I haven't updated in a really long time. But it's not like anyone ever visits this site, so what does it matter? Anyways, got rid of a bunch of qoutes, because they were just stupid. They're still stupid, I just like them a little better now. I also added a links page. Sorry, this website isn't too exciting. Hopefully I'll update it more often and it'll become really cool.

(12/18/02) Okay, added the Quotes and Random Thoughts section. If you have any good quotes or random thoughts, please send them in! Oh, and I just added that beginning intro thing, It's liable to change quite often. So if you like it, copy it or something....

(12/17/02) PART TWO! Ok, so I added a guestbook, counter, and the beginings of the Grapes are Evil site. Have fun, leave a message, and wash your hands after handling dirty grapes...

(12/17/02) Ok, yeah, I know the colors are a little loopy, but I like it, so tough. I'm going to tell most of my friends about this site, and the only thing working on it right now is the Suikoden section, which probably most of them have never heard of. I'm going to make a "Grapes are evil" section pretty soon. I just have to do a little research and take some pics of grapes getting smashed. And the reason why grapes are evil will be explained in great detail sometime in the near future, so don't ask me now. I think I want a picture essay page, a rantings/ravings page, hate/fan mail page, and maybe a few other things. Who knows, if it goes well in the future, I just might launch a seperate site and see if I can't make some money off of the fact that grapes are evil. And oh yeah, it's my b-day, I'm 19 (zippity doo-dah), and Gee-dubya officalliy declared it Orville and Wilbur Wright day. (If you don't know who they are, then may the evil grapes kill you in your sleep!) So I don't forget, Josh owes me a b-day hug when we get back to Biddle!!